Today SUCKED!!! Actually it wasn't that bad, but I did have one of those moments that when it happends you just want to dig a hole in the ground & disappear. So because I'm and idiot & glutton for punishment AND because my husband told me to I'm going to post it here & let the rest of the world know what happened to me.
So at work we've been having problems with the sewer system. The plumbing company finally got there today to work on it. Well in doing so there were several hours that we couldn't use the toilets. Well, it was this inopportune time that my bladder was full. I had been at the copy machine and then went back to my office. Of course I went to sit back down in my chair & totally missed it and fell flat on my ass. It scared the pee out of me - uh - literally. (blush) Nobody was around so they didn't know about it, but I was still embarrassed to death.
So there you have it . . . you can laugh now.
Comments (5)
I still think that's just hilarious! Sorry.
Posted by Scott | December 1, 2005 9:49 PM
Posted on December 1, 2005 21:49
I have totally been in that type of situation. Well I have never missed the chair, but I understand your pain.... Having babies just changes alot of things in your body.... It sucks.
Posted by Cher | December 2, 2005 6:59 AM
Posted on December 2, 2005 06:59
That is no laughing bladder -- I mean matter!
Posted by Sue | December 2, 2005 9:44 AM
Posted on December 2, 2005 09:44
OHHH,MMMMYYYYY FFFRRREEEAAAKKKIIINNN SSSIIIDDDEEE HHHUUURRRTTTSSS!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by Tim | December 3, 2005 6:24 PM
Posted on December 3, 2005 18:24
I'm with Tim - Doreen and I happened to be reading your blog together and we laughed so hard - we hadda go pee! :)
He, he, he, he, he, he, he! See - a day later
and you still got me chucklin' about it.
I kinda/sorta had the same problem one day at work. (I 'held it' until I reached a potty though.) We were unloading in a warehouse at 5 am and no potty in site and I had to go #2 so bad I could hardly stand myself. Plus we were unloading 500+ cases of snack cakes, so every time I caught a box off the rollers, it took twice the effort cuz I had to 'catch' the box and keep 'it' in! Oh man - that was bad. Not only that after we emptied out 30 minutes later - I had to blindside back around 2 corners to get out of the warehouse and back on the road. Aye yai yai! Once we got rollin, we hit a restroom at McD's and 'gratefully' unloaded.
Boy - what a relief that was!! :)
Posted by The Bro | December 3, 2005 10:09 PM
Posted on December 3, 2005 22:09