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OMG, I JUST did that using the computer! On a phone card for the parents to call a number if their child isn't riding. One mom looked at it really weird and I got a call from the Dad later, saying they didn't understand. I guess they thought they had to call every day their child was riding or something! I better check it with a human and see what it really says!!!
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