One of the other preschool teachers I work with, Ashley, and I take turns buying each other Starbucks in the mornings. Well, this morning I had to go to the grocery store to get some strawberries and chocolate pudding, and since there is a Starbucks in the grocery store I decided to get us some. Lately, however, she has been changing her order, so I called her to see what she wanted. The conversation went something like this...
"Hello?"
"Hey, it's Mary. I'm at Starbucks, what do you want?"
In a confused tone, "Oh, no thanks, I'm ok."
"Are you sure, I'm buying?"
Even more confused tone, "That's ok. I'm fine."
Now my tone is confused as well, "OK, see you in a little bit."
I hung up, very perplexed because we never turn down Starbucks. And then it hit me. I have two Ashleys in my phone. One is the Ashley that I work with. The other is a 16-year-old neighbor girl who babysat Hailey once, and I put her number in my phone in case we needed to call her again. Boy, was that one confused 10th grader, wondering why the hell her adult neighbor was randomly offering to bring her Starbucks at 7:00 in the morning. I need to call her an explain, but I'll let her think about it for a few days:)
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