Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner

I've been sidelined, put on the bench, return date unknown. This morning at approximately 8:04 I was swinging by the high chair on my way into the kitchen. My four biggest toes decided to pass it on the left, but my pinky toe (she's always been a bit stubborn) decided to pass it on the right. End result - broken pinky toe (and Hailey's first words may have to be bleeped out, so let's hope she wasn't listening:). So, while mobility is much easier with a broken pinky toe than it is a broken big toe (I have broken it twice and let me tell you, I'll take this any day) I can't workout or play tennis until it heals. BUMMER! Why do I keep breaking bones that can't be cast. Never have I broken a leg or an arm, but I've broken two big toes, a tailbone and now my pinky toe. Sheesh. Ice, tape and hanging out on the couch, what an eventful next few days (yes, I'm being optimistic that I will feel good enough to rev up the engines in a few days). I guess this is the answer to my wish of writing that darn research paper, cause what the heck else am I gonna do?