For a moment we'll pretend its Tuesday...

either leave your answers or a link to your webpage with your responses.
- Would you rather:
- have a severe food allergy to salt OR sugar?
- have skin that feels like tanned leather OR suede?
- have your picture posted on the evening news as a suspected flasher OR as a suspected peeping tom?
- lick the underside of a slug once OR suck the teat of a cow's udder for ten seconds?
1. Wow, that's tough because sugar and salt are in EVERYTHING! I guess I'd be allergic to sugar, I think it would be easier to subsitute.
2. Suede, no question.
3. Flasher, (peeping Tom, that's just wrong)
4. I don't know why I would do either, but I'd lick the cow. (there's a chance its cleaner) Anyway I once licked a salt block that is for cows....
(well that was fun, right?)