Some people just get under my skin. I swear people get stupid the instant they sit in my chair. They sit down and I say "Well, what are we going to do today?"
"Oh, I wanted to get a haircut." (No shit? I thought we established that by you walking in a saying "I need to get a haircut.")
So then I say "Well how would you like your hair cut?"
"Oh I don't know, just cut it."
So what I really want to tell them is to go home and don't come back until they figure out what the hell they want to do with their friggin' hair. But instead I play it real sweet and try to smile. I can understand if they don't know what they want to do but are there seeking your advice, but when they just have the "just cut it" attitude all I want to do is send them on their way with a green and purple mohawk!